This fucking show
Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito
did you just make a contrapositive statement about doritos
In honor of my visit to the Vancouver Highland Games today, and a severe lack in kilted men in my life, I present to you, MEN IN KILTS!! Let the summer officially begin!
swiggity swilts men in kilts…
-You become emotionally attached.
-You can’t hug them whenever you want to which is something you often forget.
-You find people who don’t judge you. At all.
-You have to learn time zones. That’s a real bummer.
-You find people who love you for you.
-You sometimes cry because you just love them so much and get super emotional when you realize they are thousands of miles away from you.
- Shipping presents costs an arm, your car, and first born child
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass
plus sized models are JUST as unrealistic as skinny models.
They have been elongated, their cellulite has been brushed out, waists pinched and hips widened and rounded.
It makes us think “I’m not even plus sized pretty” when NO-ONE IS.
They aren’t being forward thinking.
They aren’t embracing body positivity
They’ve just creating another unrealistic standard for women to hate themselves for.