My Nerdy Existence

forgiveness-is-a-poison:

This fucking show

deanisanactualprincess:

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

did you just make a contrapositive statement about doritos

shockyhorror:

obsidianshadow:

knottylibrarian13:

In honor of my visit to the Vancouver Highland Games today, and a severe lack in kilted men in my life, I present to you, MEN IN KILTS!! Let the summer officially begin!

swiggity swilts men in kilts… 

YES PLEASE 

Dangers of online friends:

itssimplysam23:

carryonsteph:

itssimplysam23:

-You become emotionally attached.
-You can’t hug them whenever you want to which is something you often forget.
-You find people who don’t judge you. At all.
-You have to learn time zones. That’s a real bummer.
-You find people who love you for you.
-You sometimes cry because you just love them so much and get super emotional when you realize they are thousands of miles away from you.

- Shipping presents costs an arm, your car, and first born child

Amen.

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
(via suspnd)

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

miki-quinn:

plus sized models are JUST as unrealistic as skinny models.

They have been elongated, their cellulite has been brushed out, waists pinched and hips widened and rounded.

It makes us think “I’m not even plus sized pretty” when NO-ONE IS.

They aren’t being forward thinking.

They aren’t embracing body positivity

They’ve just creating another unrealistic standard for women to hate themselves for.

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord